Ever since I had the Uni-Sex bathroom put in, State mandated by the way, there has been a spate of claims to my company. Suzi, yes with an i, our receptionist, claims that she is but not to sure who did it to her, Ruth, the Office Manager says that the Sales Manager swept her away in the 3rd stall to the right, and Bertha, my Shipping Manager (who I always thought was named Bert. It never even occured to me she was female) says that her romance started in the bathroom only to be consumated on the fork-lift with my HR Director Kim (who I always thought was a female I suppose in hindsight, I was wrong to send him panty hose for his birthday).
So now they are all sueing me for child support.
Is this right?

So this is what those who want to write for SNL do during the off hours.
quite a dilema if you ask me..
Maybe u should stock this unisex bathroom with condoms
no, its not right. punch them in the stomach for me.
and why would anyone hire a suzi with an i? everyone knows thats bad news.
if you work at a fertility clinic and drop the vile