You’re in the fridge, get it?
The other day I put a urine sample cup in the fridge at work. It was full of apple juice with some yellow food coloring (very nice effect). Anywho, the HR VP hit the roof, along with any number of people in the building. An e-mail went out asking for the person responsible to come forward, (which I did not do nor do I have any intention of doing) so HR could resolve the situation. In other words, fire me. After no one came forward they announced that a hazmat team was going to brought in to dispose of the container. I mean, come on! Of course, that never happened. The janitor put on a rubber glove and threw it away.
The name on the sample was fake, but really funny, Penelope Persons (PP). Since this was obviously a joke, do you think that HR went too far, or was I doing something completely out of line?
2 months ago I had an interview with a prominent company in the city I am currently living in. I interviewed with someone in HR who told me that they would find me a position, which would be brand new, and was called in the next week to talk to the manager and general manager of the business unit that they thought I would fit in well with. I had a great interview with them, where they told me that they thought I would be a great fit. Weeks passed and I hadn’t heard anything. Then the HR director called me to say that the gentleman that I had interviewed with left the company, they didn’t forget me, and that they were really interested in me. I have spoken to her 4 more times since then, and she has told me every time that they are very interested (so much they proposed countering any job offers) and had to interview internally before they hired me. The position has been taken off of the website (as of Tues.), and she hasn’t returned my phone call since then.
These Olympic games are being ruined by scandal, but it’s not China that is doing it, it is us. The games have so far been spectacular, the venues amazing, the opening ceremony fantastic, but I don’t read much about that in the media.
I read what our respective countries “liberal” media think we want to hear: Stories of how the games should not have been given to China, how the Chinese could never beat us, so must therefore be cheating. Apparently we alos want to hear about every small fault that has been discovered in china’s “perfect” games. What is the problem? Lets look at the major stories of the last few days:
Opening Ceremony Faked: One fireworks fly over scene to be exact, despite the ceremony itself being absolutely amazing and inspiring this is what we hear about. We have quickly forgotten what was probably the best live show we will see for decades to come. The fireworks in actual fact were not faked at all, we merely didn’t see the first 20 of the 29 footsteps fireworks and instead got a computer generated version, this was done to ensure that the impact of the sequence was not lost and the helicopter pilots who would have been attempting to film the fireworks by flying over the explosions, were not put in danger.
Opening Ceremony Scandal, Little Girl Lipsyncing: Is this such a crime, has it never before been seen outside of china? The fact that the little girl who appeared in the show was actually an excellent singer in her own right has been ignored, she was origionally included for selection because of her singing abilities and appearance.
Yes she was deemed an inferior singer to the second little girl, Hence the second little girls song was still used. Has anyone bothered to report on how proud the actual singer of the opening song was, how happy her family were and how insistant the director was to let the world know about her? No our media have instead, changed her from a happy and proud performer, supported by a happy family and well respected director, into the ugly girl noone wanted who we should all pity.
The story was origionally a very positive one in china before our media got hold of it, now it has been blocked by the chinese government from the internet, they initially allowed the story to be released because it was a source of pride for the singer and her family and brought further pride to the chinese people, now the story is not about what a good singer the second girl was, it is about how she is not cute enough. Think back to the Sydney olympics: Our little girl singer, Nicky Webster. It is a little known truth that she was not the best child singer of the group auditioned for singing at the Sydney opening ceremony, another girl named coco was, Nicky Webster was chosen because the panel wanted someone who looked more “quinticentially australian”. We did the same thing, but we don’t look at ourselves for flaws. Incidentally, I wonder if Nicky was singing without a backup tape, I imagine its quite hard to sing optimally when suspended from a harness.
Polution and Smog: Are we so unappreciative of what we have in our own countries that we can’t acknowledge the achievement a developing country with much larger resource requirements has achieved in improving Beijing polution for the games? Beijing looks amazing, much much cleaner and with far better facilities than I ever imagined possible.
Yes there is still a lot of pollution but what an achievement they have accomplished in reducing the pollution levels as much as they have. China has also taken long term pollution reduction steps far superior to what most western countries have achieved, certainly from a % reduction point of view. In terms of actual reductions in pollution, they have delivered something that my government (Australia) and many others around the world can not even bring to the planning stages. All this from a developing country with such a huge population producing the majority of the products we use on a day to day basis.
American National Anthem cut short: Seriously, I doubt this was deliberate, I put it to you that mistakes with losing 3 seconds of a national anthem, might be forgivable and that might be a non-malicious human error. Have you seen the chinese crowds cheering madly for the dream team? Would we do the same for their Gymnasts? Evebn before the cheating scandal.
Gymnastics Cheating: Did you watch the events, the chinese gymnasts were the best, and not by a small amount, they did harder routines and did them to perfection. Is it possible that some of the girls are under the age of 16? Yes I guess it’s possible, but it hasn’t been proven, and all of the olympic officials have verified their ages prior to the games. If it is found that they really are underage cry foul then, don’t wait until they beat us and THEN call them cheats, if it was so obvious to the American team why didn’t we hear any of this until they lost? Olympic games are also about sportsmanship, noone is a cheater until there is proof, but I admit, this point is more debatable than the others I don’t have any evidence they are NOT underage, just as noone has evidence they are underage.
Shooting Cheating, China Wins Bronze: Take a moment to think about this logically, is it not possible that an official in a shooting competition, might be human, and might have made a single bad call in one round of a single olympic event. It was for the bronze, my own countryman was disadvantaged by the decision, but mistakes do happen in any competition where human judges are used.
Other issues and thoughts: The chinese people have made many sacrifices for these games, for their own people and for the world. The people are not the government, surely we can be happy for them? What help does our scorn provide them? It certainly doesn’t hurt their government, if anything it makes them stronger as they do not block out anything that supports the idea that the west is trying to make the chinese games look bad. There have been so many sacrifices made by the chinese for these games, many willing, many forced by the government.
I don’t approve of the old traditional houses being cleared out of many parts of Beijing for the olympics, but I can not deny that the China and Beijing we are seeing at these olympics looks amazing, and more importantly, was built on the sacrifices of regular chinese people. Those people deserve to know that it was for something. Not laughed at because of the smog and or bad weather.
The chinese people and military have performed some amazing feats of people power, both in the opening ceremony and in other areas. Think for a moment about the clearing of the olympic sailing area’s of algae after the massive algal blooms, this is a big problem in some areas of Australia too, but we have never succeeded in clearing the algae away, let alone by hand and in such a short time. This is thankless work which goes unrecognised. I know the world will be very quick to complain if the algae reblooms during the olympics. Why do we fail to recognise how hard some people, real people have worked to try to present their country in the best possible light, no matter what it takes and regardless of what needed to be done, they started from one of the most poluted and dirty cities in the world (you can not compare the work it takes to make a highly polluted area pristine to doing the same in a relatively clean area).
The security of these games has also been astounding, it may have been perceived as excessive and has brought some ridicule from western media, especially that journalist who was arrested during the protest coverage, but come on! Did he look like a journalist, he was running with the protesters at the time, a white guy in civillian clothes in a group of white guys in civillian clothes. Noone likes the chinese governments position on freedom of speech, but lets at least report in an unbiased way. They didn’t grab this guy off the street for doing nothing.
Consider this for a moment: The criticism china has received for its city wide security crackdowns are nothing compared to the outcry that would have occured if a major (or minor) terrorist attack took place during the games. Never before has the risk of terror attacks been so real and you have done everything conceivable to protect the athletes, media and spectators.
On the topic of the chinese military, people and government. I am amazed at how much they have achieved with the games in the aftermath of all they have done to help their own people when the earthquake disasters struck. I would suggest more was done that in other recent disasters in much more developed countries. I am amazed that in the face of all the recent disasters in china, the country and it’s people have still been able to produce such a magnificant olympic games.
We are too quick to cry foul, the chinese athletes have been phenomenal so far, while i do not approve of the extreme training programs these athletes have no doubt gone through, I must give them credit for what they have achieved, their sacrifice was perhaps unnecessary, but the individual athletes deserve our respect as they have been through training most of us, even our top athletes, might not be able to imagine.
In Summary, I think the people of China, have every right to be proud of what you have given us and what you they have shown us. I think there is still a long way to go so that the governments of the world can accept the chinese government, but they have shown us they are capable of great things and great change, I hope that in the future the area’s of human rights and freedom of speech will also show as much progress.
Chinas flaws need work, but noone would take advice from someone who follows them around pointing out every minor mistake they made and never saying a positive word. Right now, every eye is turned on Beijing, there has never been so much negativity aimed at such a well executed event. The issues currently being discussed in the world media have been blown out of proportion in my opinion, not taking into account the two sides of the story or the facts on hand.
Give peace a chance, give china a chance, they are trying to show us their best, regardless of our political differences.
Before anyone points it out: I am well aware of the history of chinese attrocities, I would suggest much more than most as I am very interested in Asian history in general having lived in Japan and Korea for a couple of years. I have studied it, I respect where these nations have come from, I am as horrified by the attrocities as anyone. But I also believe that we need to help China move forward, not try to hold them back. Yes the government has done wrong, huge wrongs, so have many other countries, that is not the point, the point is what we do now, you don’t make friends by putting people down. You don’t make progress by trying to point out every mistake. You have to acknowledge the good and the bad. The olympics are a time when we should hope for the future, move beyond the past, and look for the best in each other.
Greed will trigger ‘ecosystem collapse’
Tuesday 24 October 2006, 16:15 Makka Time, 13:15 GMT
A large-scale ecosystem collapse within 50 years is likely if current global consumption levels are not cut by half, an environmental group has warned.
The WWF’s Living Planet Report, published every other year, said the natural world was being degraded “at a rate unprecedented in human history”.
The report, released on Tuesday, showed relentless growth in demand on the earth’s capacity to produce clean air, and to provide raw materials, food and energy.
James Leape, WWF’s director-general, said: “We are in serious ecological overshoot, consuming resources faster than the earth can replace them. The consequences of this are predictable and dire.
“The cities, power plants and homes we build today will either lock society into damaging over-consumption beyond our lifetimes, or begin to propel this and future generations towards sustainable living.”
Energy consumption
Two years ago, the same report based on 2001 data said the world’s population was already outstripping the earth’s capacity to regenerate resources by just over 20 per cent.
The 2006 edition of the WWF report said that figure had risen to 25 per cent in 2003.
The WWF said carbon dioxide emissions from energy consumption were the fastest growing component of the index in that period, increasing more than ninefold.
A survey of animal life from 1970 to 2003 found that terrestrial species had declined by 31 per cent, freshwater species by 28 per cent and marine species by 27 per cent.
The WWF estimated that even a rapid reversal in consumption habits now would only bring the world back to 1980s levels, when it was already over-consuming, by 2040.
Dear Mr. Young,
Manager of the Human resources Dept
I would be very interested in the particular traits of security shift leaders as descibed below:
Once any incidents occur in the plant, shift leaders on duty must be present at the scence punctually and deal with the situation if the leaders are held accountable for such matters within their competencies.
During throughout entire their shifts, the leaders must maintain a regular liaison with their immediate supervisor.
Responsible for co-ordination and execution of shift change-over procedures, updating and keeping accurate entries in the hand-over record book, fluctuations or changes. Requirements: Legible, thorough, intelligible record keeping.
Held accountable for all entrusted responsibilites and authorities, reporting to the team leader or his second-in-command and the professional competence office, Boards of Directors about all issues within the entire shifts.
Precautions: regular check the tamper-proof seals within the plant, the administration building, the fence system.
I look forward to your valued assistance.
Regards,
Full Name
I’m studying Management at the moment and looking at Human Resources. In my workplace, of 40+ Staff, the C.E.O is also the H.R Manager. I’m interested to see what others believe this role is about/how it’s portrayed and also how common is it for the C.E.O to fill this position?
WAS A DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES, AND BECAUSE OF MY ACTIONS YESTERDAY, I AM NO LONGER HR DIRECTOR (SEE QUESTION POSTED YESTERDAY BELOW)http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
ANYWAYS, I GOT PROMOTED TO OFFICE MANAGER!!! IT’S WAS GREAT, MANAGEMENT REALLY LIKED THE WAY I HANDLED A SITUATION YESTERDAY AND PROMOTED ME TO OFFICE MANAGER AND GAVE ME A HUGE BOOST IN SALARY. WHAT SHOULD I DO AS MY FIRST ACT AS OFFICE MANAGER? SHOULD I FIRE THAT FAT WOMAN THAT I TOTALLY HUMILIATED YESTERDAY?
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